WE SELL GUNS. NOT MERCH.

WE SELL GUNS. NOT MERCH.

Posted by Staff on Feb 25th 2026

That was in fact a lie. We do sell apparel and we finally restocked. Unlike the overpriced guns we sell, we tried to keep our apparel affordable while still using a quality blank (no cheap shit next level blanks here). We’re not doing preorders or “drops” either because we aren’t that cool and it’s gay. This shit is in stock, and will stay available for good (unless we get another cease and desist). We appreciate anyone who likes to wear Portside and the last thing we want to do is charge you money up front to print free advertising for us. Right now we’re still in our comfy era so most of the shirts are a boxy, oversized fit. We’re also going to continually offer some vintage, “one-off” stuff that we think is cool, so keep an eye on the apparel section throughout the year.

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